Thursday September 24
7:00 PM
Musical Improv Night$15Arcade Comedy Theater
Fifteen bucks at seven. Improvised songs, which is either your thing or very much not.
7:30 PM
CAGE MATCHBottlerocket Social Hall
Two teams, one crowd voting. Half seven, and nobody has posted a price.
7:30 PM
Disney's The Lion King$65.49 - $244.85 (varies by performance)Benedum Center / Runs through Sun Sep 27
Last weekend of the run at the Benedum, 7:30. It is not cheap, starting around $65 and climbing past $200.
8:00 PM
Cheekface$22.50Spirit
Deadpan LA talk-singing, the kind of band whose lyrics you quote for a week. Eight o'clock, $22.50.
8:00 PM
Elainer-Oke KaraokeMr. Smalls Cafe
Karaoke in the Cafe at eight. Free, so bailing after one song costs you nothing.
9:00 PM
Official Four Chord Festival Pre-Party$15The Funhouse at Mr. Smalls
The festival warm-up, nine o'clock, $15. DJ set from Chris Kamrada, who drummed for Dashboard Confessional for the better part of a decade.
Friday September 25
1:00 PM
Four Chord Music Fest 12 (Day 1)Highmark Stadium
Doors at one. Knocked Loose headline, with Underoath, Kublai Khan TX, We Came as Romans, Saosin and Bayside under them. Set times move, so check before you leave.
5:00 PM
Oktoberfest at Penn BreweryFree admission (VIP upgrade available)Penn Brewery / Runs through Sat Sep 26
Friday and Saturday only this weekend, from five. Getting in is free, the beer is not. Troy Hill above you, nowhere to park.
5:30 PM
Cultural District Gallery CrawlFREEAugust Wilson African American Cultural Center
Free, half five, and the whole point is that you wander between buildings instead of committing to one.
6:00 PM
Kennywood Phantom Fall FestKennywood / Runs through Sun Sep 27
Gates at six, and it runs until eleven. The Halloween run has been going since mid September, so the queues have settled down. Buy the dated ticket online, it is cheaper than the gate.
7:00 PM
Denny Love (Early Show)Bottlerocket Social Hall
Seven o'clock in Swissvale. He is doing two a night all weekend, so the late one is there if seven is early.
7:30 PM
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets$25Mr. Smalls Theatre
Australian psych rock, half seven, $25. The name is the hardest part of recommending them.
8:00 PM
Kontravoid X Buzz Kull$25The Funhouse at Mr. Smalls
Darkwave double bill in the small room, eight o'clock, $25. Dress accordingly.
9:00 PM
Cherry Bomb$10Spirit
Nine o'clock in Lawrenceville, ten dollars. Monthly, and it runs late.
Saturday September 26
11:00 AM
Hispanic Heritage CelebrationFree with museum admissionAndy Warhol Museum
Eleven to three on the North Side, free once you have paid museum admission.
12:00 PM
Four Chord Music Fest 12 (Day 2)Highmark Stadium
Day two, doors at noon. Pierce the Veil headline, with Mayday Parade, Boys Like Girls, State Champs, Motion City Soundtrack and Finch. This is the emo day.
1:00 PM
Bellevue Music FestivalFree to the publicBellevue Business District (Lincoln Ave)
Free, one until half nine, local bands up and down Lincoln Ave. Worth the trip up the river.
6:00 PM
Arcade Cabaret$10Arcade Comedy Theater
Ten dollars at six, and you are out early enough to do something after.
8:00 PM
Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals$69 (SOLD OUT)Mr. Smalls Theatre
Sold out, so this is a heads up rather than a suggestion. Eight o'clock in Millvale if you already have one.
Sunday September 27
8:00 AM
City of Pittsburgh Great Race (5K & 10K)Point State Park
5K at eight, 10K at half nine, both finishing at the Point. If you are not running, half the city is closed anyway, so you may as well watch.
12:00 PM
Sunday ResetAugust Wilson African American Cultural Center
Noon downtown, and nobody has listed a price.
5:00 PM
Mike Tomaro New Quartet$10Con Alma
Five o'clock, ten dollars. Early enough that it is not really a school night problem.
7:00 PM
Improv JamBottlerocket Social Hall
Seven o'clock, no price posted, and anyone can get up.
7:30 PM
Steel City Horror ShowHarris Theater
Half seven at the Harris, hosted, and a good way to end a Sunday if you do not want it to end quietly.